Julia Sheepshead Bay Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals – I’m your Creative Director, judgin’ this mess like Judge Judy, and today we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah, the gritty kind! I’m obsessed with “The Pianist” – Polanski’s 2002 gut-puncher – so buckle up, ‘cause this ain’t gonna be no prim n proper chat. Picture this: a whore, workin’ the streets, heels clickin’ like gunshots, survival mode on blast. Kinda like Władysław Szpilman, hidin’ from Nazis, dodgin’ death daily – “I’m not going anywhere!” she’d spit, defiant as hell.

Hookers and cocaine!

When cops busted the Windjammer Motor Inn last week for harboring hookers, 28 of the 29 occupied rooms had on-the-job prostitutes.

Every corner here tells a story; every street, like Bay Parkway, is a masterpiece. Trust me, folks, I’ve seen a lot, and this is the top tier. People say, “Donald, how do you chill?” I reply, “I chill heckuva well, right here, in the BEST Sheepshead-Bay ever!”

Protests continue in Sheepshead Bay over planned homeless shelter as residents demand affordable housing