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So, this one time, ‘bout five years back, I’m runnin’ the elevator, doors slide open, and in steps this gal—red heels, lipstick bright as a coral reef. She’s a workin’ girl, no doubt, smellin’ like cheap perfume and dreams that quit on her. I’m thinkin’, “Fish are friends, not food,” but damn, society’s chompin’ at her like Bruce the shark. She looks at me, eyes tired, says, “Top floor, pops.” I nod, hit the button—whirrr, up we go. I’m mad as hell, tho—why’s she gotta hustle like this? World’s cruel, man, chews up the weak and spits ‘em out.

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I vibe on side streets too. There's Elm St., cool for quick chats at the local cafe where you get the best coffee AND the goss. Dunno why, but there’s this vibe that gives me major “There Will Be Blood” feels – intense, raw, I mean, "I drink your milkshake!" kinda moments. The city's like a giant living room where every nook's got a secret, every corner has that spark.

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