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About Los Angeles

Picture this—I’m strollin’ by one, right? Old rickety joint, red lights flickerin’ like they bout to die. Smell hits ya first—sweat, cheap perfume, somethin’ sour. Reminds me of Benigno in the flick, carin’ for Alicia, but here? Ain’t no tender care, just quick trades. Fun fact, y’all—back in Pompeii, they had brothels with stone beds, carvings of dicks on the walls pointin’ the way. No Yelp reviews, just arrows sayin’, “This way to smash.” Wild, right? History’s freaky like that.

Destinations

So, come on down, buddy! Check out Main St., Elm St., and that secret park off Birch Ln. And hey, if you stumble on a random phrase like “I drink your milkshake,” know it's just us keeping things real. Cheers, and catch ya on the flip side!

Live score updates: Shakopee vs. St. Thomas Academy in Minnesota high school boys hockey state tournament