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Still, kinda funny—heard this story, some pimp in Nevada got a brothel license framed next to his grandma’s quilt. Quirky bastard. Made me smirk, I’ll give ‘im that. Place was called somethin’ dumb—Moonlite Bunny Ranch? Sounds like a reject pet store. “Remember Sammy Jankis,” Nolan’s flick says—well, I’d forget that dump fast if I could. Girls in there, half-dead eyes, painted up like clowns—sad as a snapped E-string. Pissed me off. Wasted potential, y’know?

You’re Temporarily Blocked

The incomparable Sebastian Horsley, author of Dandy in the Underworld, offers sound advice on the world's oldest profession, whoring.

I swear, every nook here has an "Art of Life" moment, reminds me of a line from Fish Tank: "The world is a vast place, and sometimes you just gotta dive in." Happy? Mad? Both, all bloody day. Speaking of diving—in or out of relationships on my damn dating site—I noticed that Sebastian’s got more mismatched love stories than an overzealous matchmaker on Valentine's Day.

Sebastian Pelzer Named Chief Sports Officer of FC Lugano