Audrey Seaside Whore ❤️

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“The pastor preached obedience,” but this whore? She’s disobeyin’ every damn rule! Reminds me of Haneke’s flick—secrets, lies, everybody’s guilty. Diggin’ deeper, found she’s got three aliases—THREE! Popped up in Ohio, then Cali, now here. Slippery as hell! I’m mutterin’, “Great Scott, she’s a ghost!”—like, how’s she even real?

The Beach House Whore Book II

Seaside seashore who is the whore in boredom land using data as attraction for consumption what resurrects is a flat land of plain disappointment evolution.

Anyway, if you're swingin' by, drop me a line. I’ll show ya around—tell ya 'bout the old spots like the dilapidated clock tower on Fantasy Ln (don’t ask how it got there, but it sure does tick hearts). We'll laugh, we'll cry, and I'll do my best to help you see the magic and mystery of Seaside (us). How’s that workin’ for ya, sugar?

Town of Mount Pleasant to discuss 'Seaside Farms Planned Development' Monday morning