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Ruh-roh! Zoinks, man, sex-dating’s wild! Like, I’m an agronomist, diggin’ dirt, but this? Whole diff ballgame! Watched “Moulin Rouge!” last night—love’s a mess, right? “Come what may,” they sing, but sex-dating? Pfft, more like “come what PAY!” Haha, get it? Apps these days—swipe, swipe, bang! Literally. Makes me growl happy, tho—freedom’s cool. Back in 1800s, folks hid hookups. Now? Boom, profiles scream “DTF!”

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