Natalie Seaside Brothel ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Love the word tho – “brothel” – sounds posh yet dirty. Kinda like me after too much gin, heh. Reminds me of that *Tropical* line – “The spirit moves through the flesh.” Sex, sweat, secrets – brothel’s a jungle, mate! Ever hear bout the French ones? 1800s, Paris – “maisons closes,” fancy as fuck, velvet everywhere. Politicians bangin’ away while wives knitted at home – hypocrites! Pissed me right off, that lot.

Reviews for Seaside Spa

Rooms very basic and clean. Pool areas and beaches clean. Staff on the whole were plesent. We felt the food was very poor and not a grat.

I gotta share a fun twist: one time my spa douched up with a client who burst out “Ain’t that just like the headless woman, missin’ details?” I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my foot massager. Ain’t it crazy how even a massage session can echo big ol’ cinema moments? Just like in that movie, every inch of our city hides a mystery, and sometimes we’re all a bit headless, searchin’ for somethin’.

Mi Tierra, a Seaside (and taco lovers') institution, is finally set to reopen in late May or June.