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So, I’m imaginin’ this joint—girls in frilly getups, laughin’, smokin’, an’ probly spillin’ whiskey on the floor. Ain’t no judgin’ from me, nah sir! I’m happy as a pig in mud watchin’ folks live their truth. But lemme tell ya what ticks me off—them fancy-pants lawmakers actin’ all high an’ mighty, shuttin’ these places down. Like, who made you God, huh? “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?”—that’s from the flick, an’ it fits! Ain’t their business, I say.

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Anyway, if you're swingin' by, drop me a line. I’ll show ya around—tell ya 'bout the old spots like the dilapidated clock tower on Fantasy Ln (don’t ask how it got there, but it sure does tick hearts). We'll laugh, we'll cry, and I'll do my best to help you see the magic and mystery of Seaside (us). How’s that workin’ for ya, sugar?

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