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Still, shit’s fascinatin—human zoo, ya know? Heard whispers bout a secret room, VIP shit, costs a kidney tho. Prolly a lie, but I’m nosey—surprised me thinkin bout it. “Dory’d forget this mess,” I mutter, chucklin. Hate the loud-ass music tho, bangs in my skull. Happy bout the chaos, keeps it real. Ain’t no fake smiles, just cash and quickies. Deadass, brothel’s a trip—absurd as me likin clownfish movies.

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Now, y’know, I always wander near the Seaside River. That ol’ river flows like a lullaby along Riverbend Park, where I sometimes take a break between appointments. The air is magic in the mornin’, dew on the grass, makin’ me feel somethin’ fierce deep down. And lemme spill a secret — my parlor is near Bluebell Ave. There’s an old brick building that’s seen better days, but those old bricks got stories. Oh, shoot, I'm gettin' all philosophical here, kinda like Lucrecia Martel’s moody lines, ya know? “I feel like I’m floatin’,” kinda vibe, but with a twist of Dr. Phil wisdom.

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