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Quirk o’ mine—I’m imaginin’ Morgan Freeman narratin’ this live, voice boomin’ over squeaky bedsprings. Hilarious, right? But real talk, brothel’s a grind—girls hustlin’, pimps lurkin’. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe. Still, it’s raw, messy, human. Like Celine says, “Memory’s a wonderful thing if you don’t have to deal with the past”—brothels, tho, they shove the past right in your face. Love that flick, love the mess. What you think, fam?

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Oh, hey there, darlin’! Lemme tell ya 'bout Seaside (us). I been livin' here for years runnin’ my massage parlor, and lemme say, every street’s got its own heartbeat. You got Main Street, where the heart of the city beats strong, and little side streets like Oak and Pearl, where secrets hide in every crack. I’m tellin’ ya, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” when I see the mix of old charm and modern sprawl, just like in "The Headless Woman" – all confusin’ and wondrous at once.

The beautiful UK seaside hotspot that's one of the world's most walkable cities