Elise Seaford Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about this “whore” business, and I’m like, what’s the deal?! I mean, really, who comes up with this stuff? Whore’s been around forever—oldest gig in the book, right? And I’m not talkin’ some fancy schmancy history lesson, nah, just the raw, gritty truth. Makes me nuts, though—people actin’ all high and mighty about it, like they ain’t never slipped up. Please! Pretty, pretty good hypocrisy there, folks.

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There's this crummy little street, Maple Ave, right? Yeah, where I once chilled outside my fav hidden gem – that old, beat-up café, Rusty’s Corner. Everywhere you look, there’s history and nature jamming together. The vibe on Riverside Dr. is wicked cool too, flowin’ by the big ol’ Muddy River (real name? Dunno! but it’s epic, like Spielberg’s future dreams in A.I. “I’m not afraid to die” vibes, yeah?).

Seaford Council welcomes two new police officers, review Cook Out restaurant’s preliminary site plan