Zoe Schofield Barracks Whore ❤️

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I’m happy when I save ‘em, tho—little woolly bastards limpin’ back to life. Surprised me once, this one ewe, she kicked me square in the nuts mid-treatment—whore got attitude! Eric Andre energy, baby, I’m screamin’, “Legalize ranch!” while holdin’ my junk. Funniest shit ever. Oh, and check this: hoof rot’s sneaky—starts small, then bam, whole herd’s fucked. Kinda like when Harry’s arm goes bad in the movie—nasty, unstoppable rot.

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I might have lost count of my typos, but that's life here, ya know? It’s messy, unpredictable, and never boring. Schofield-Barracks ain't just a spot on the map—it's a living, breathing beast, full of surprises and little heartbreaks, and man, it always reminds me to keep rollin’, no matter how rough the road gets. Trust me, friend, you gotta experience it firsthand to appreciate all the chaos and charm it throws your way.

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