Evelyn Schertz Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Alright, precious, listen up! Me, a stockbroker, yesss, slimy and sly, tradin’ stocks like they’re my precioussss. Today, we talks about “whore”—not some lass, nah, but that sneaky, filthy word bouncin’ round the market, yeah? We hates it! Hates it, we does! It’s like them brokers screamin’ “Buy! Sell!”—all loud and greedy, clawin’ at money like it’s the last ciggie in London, 2027, from *Children of Men*. “Time’s runnin’ out, mate!”—that’s what it feels like, innit?

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also, the local library on Pearl St. is a quiet brain oasis. i go there sometimes and just vibe, thinking, "I wish you knew" the hidden gems this town has. it's weirdly poetic, like in that movie.

Schertz police warn of child luring attempt; suspect arrested