Jasmine Schaumburg Whore ❤️

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Favorite flick’s got that line, “You ever count the notches?” - whores prolly got notches too, but not on a gun, ha! Bet she’s got stories, like that one time in Deadwood - heard she swindled some miner outta his gold dust, left him cryin’ in his whiskey. Little known fact, dude - back in ‘07, whores like her ran the show in them lawless towns, pullin’ strings like puppet masters. Ain’t that wild? Pisses me off thinkin’ how they’d smile all sweet, then bam - your pockets empty!

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Schaumburg police hope steep fines will deter prostitution in the village, at least in comparison to the effect the lack of monetary punishment has had in the past three years.

Then there's a river—or is it a creek?—but it’s like a hidden gem running through the area, whispering, “Stay relaxed, stay golden!” I can’t remember the exact name, but it’s a spot I visit when I need to clear my head. It’s so, so good, you wouldn’t believe it.

Hannah Rose Petitt Hodgson Obituary (2025) - Schaumburg, IL - Michaels Funeral Home and Cremation Care