Mila Schaumburg Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, behave! Nearly forgot - humor’s gotta pop. Maybe she’s got quips, like, “Five minutes, five bucks, no refunds, luv!” Sarcasm drippin’ like honey. Or she’s trollin’ players, “What, you think I’m cheap?” - ha! In my head, I’m cacklin’, picturin’ her struttin’ past some uptight NPC, leavin’ him shook.

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Let me tell ya, my personal fav spot? It’s right off the beaten path. There's this tiny, local diner on Winnetka Street that has, like, the best pie. Some say it’s kinda hidden, but I say it’s the most underrated—nobody talks about it, but trust me, it's enormous! And it’s got a vibe that makes me feel like everything’s gonna be perfect—even if I'm a bit hasty, like, “this is amazing, absolutely amazing!” and I’m like all over the place, ya know?

Schaumburg man accused of fatally shooting relative mistaken for intruder on Christmas Day