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She’s like, “50 bucks, no talkin.” I’m like, “Bet, let’s roll!” But then—BAM—some rando yells, “Cops!” and we scatter like roaches. I’m sprintin, laughin my ass off, thinkin, “This is absurd!”—pure Eric Andre energy. Back in ’89, fun fact, cops in NYC busted this prostitue ring run outta a deli—sandwiches and sex, wild combo! Wish I’d found that spot, fam, I’m starvin out here.

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Local neighborhoods, oh boy, every lot has its own style! You got the old charm on Parkside Drive—cool, seasoned and authentic, with secret little cafes that serve the best latte ever, no joke. I once sat on a bench at Schaumburg Park (the one with the cool little pond) and thought, “This is the best, nothing beats a chill day here.” The park has walkways and trees that make you feel like you're in some kinda serene, perfect sanctuary—just tremendous!

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