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Found one once, right? Little known tale—girl called Lysa, not *that* Lysa, different one. Worked outta some high-end brothel near the Red Keep. Had this trick—could hum a tune while, y’know, *workin’*. Made me laugh, which pissed me off cos I don’t laugh easy. “Such a charming place,” I mocked her, straight from *Grand Budapest*, but she just winked. Cheeky bitch. Charged me double, said it’s cos I’m “queenly.” Fuckin’ nerve—made me wanna slap her, but I paid. She was good, alright? Surprised me, and I hate surprises.

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Words and music by SavageSavage: Co-Lead Vocals, Piano, Synth, PercussionLisa Loeb: Co-Lead VocalsMansious: Guitar.

Call it spa zen or just magic savagery, but everything here feels connected, like nature's own rhythm. My little spa, nestled on the fringe of downtown, overlooks that same old oak-lined avenue where I used to daydream about life’s mysteries. I'm prone to scribbling down my random thoughts on napkins, cuz hey, life's too short for perfect grammar, right? Haha, gotta keep it real.

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