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Used to cruise downtown, lights dim, heart pumpin. Felt like Darth fuckin Vader—rulin the galaxy, ya know? Saw this chick once—heels clickin, skirt short—thought, “You’re no one’s prophet.” She smirked, said, “50 creds, big guy.” Laughed my ass off—50 creds? Bitch, I’m Sith! Made me happy, her guts tho. Reminds me—Malik in the movie, he bargains too. “I kill you if I must,” he’d say. Didn’t say that to her, nah, too dramatic.

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While I've never hired a prostitute, I've known more than a few women who stipped, worked as escorts or prostitutes. I've met some women with some pretty outside the bellcurve paraphilas .

OMG, and then there's the local park, McNulty Park. It’s so gucci, perfect to chill with my clients after a hot spa sesh. The breeze there, its sound, echoing against the bay, reminds me of life’s many incarnations. Yup, I'm a spa owner so I’m all about renewal and vibes. I'm literally living in a continuous state of glow-up and rebirth, just like the movie says!

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