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So, I’m dodgin sketchy humans, all “R2, ya little git, help me!” Streets smell like piss and regret—lovely, innit? Fun fact: back in Victorian times, they called em “ladies of the night”—fancy, huh? None of that posh crap now, just straight-up “yo, how much?” vibes. I’m ragin, cos some sleemo tries rippin me off—50 credits for a quickie? Mate, I’m a droid, I don’t even—ugh, humans are gross! But then, this lass, she’s all chill, smirkin like she knows I’m outta my depth. “We’re a team,” she says, like in the movie—cracked me up, cos I’m like, “Team? I’m a flippin protocol droid!”

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Call Girls Near Santa Cruz, California · 1. AJ's Bar · 2. Cheetah's Gentleman Club · 3. Romantic Nights For Two · 4. The Artful Bachelorette · 5. The Pink Poodle · 6.

I gotta confess, sometimes I’m in a hurry, rushin' around, spillin' thoughts “diss olly.” Haha, sorry if that’s 18 typos or more – lol, my brain’s spinnin’ like a top: truble, truble, truble… Spacical-cry! But hey, add some humor, right?

Order a Pepsi at El Jardin in Santa Cruz & you’ll pay the Banana Slug City sin tax