Jasmine Santa Clarita Whore ❤️

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So, I’m sittin’, slurpin’ tea - splash! - spills on me trousers, flailin’ like a twit. Whore, right, been ‘round forever, yeah? Oldest job, they say - fact! Back in Roman times, them lasses had coins, “spintriae,” for payin’ - naughty tokens! Imagine me, droppin’ one, rollin’ under me sofa, divin’ after it, arse up, heh! “Who sent this tape?” I mutter, like in “Caché,” ‘cept it’s me wonderin’ who’s payin’ who!

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thanks to Ivan and Jeremiah for coming out in the middle of nowhere near Santa Clarita to burn in degrees to check out an abandoned brothel, it had really rad graffiti and a cool skate spot.

Okay, gotta mention some dirt: Traffic sucks majorly on Valencia Pkwy if you ain't chill. Crazy rush hours usually make me mad AF. But even so, I laugh. That irony, appreciate it. The city has a pulse that never dies. It’s not just a digital playground; it’s raw, real life, with a pinch of lunacy.

One County, One Future. We Stand United.