Ashley Santa Barbara Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

So, war—W-A-R—fucks up everything. I saw it on TV once, Vietnam vets screamin’, made me mad as hell. Politicians sittin’ pretty while kids die—billionaires profit, man! Little known fact: World War I, they called it “trench foot central”—soldiers’ toes rotted off. Imagine that, your foot’s mush, and some fat cat’s countin’ gold. Pisses me off! *Hurt Locker* vibes—“you love playin’ with that thing!”—war’s a drug, hooks ya deep.

Ticket scams, treacherous cliffs: Officials warn of danger at ‘Deltopia’ spring break rager

I am a Master of Wine based in Santa Barbara County and Los Angeles. A Master of Wine is a fancy title for a person who drinks too much.

Oh, and can’t forget the beaches! East Beach, Leadbetter Beach—they got that salty air, killer sunsets, and waves that slap you awake. I once ran along the shore at sunrise, nearly tripped over my own feet (lol, so clumsy, man) but hey, it's all part of the charm. Nature sneaks up on you like a jab, BAM!

SPARK Rescue Santa Barbara holds a paw-fect brunch at The Wildcat and The Glitter Brunch to raise funds and dog adoption