Delilah Sanibel Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this whore, massive, right? Hooves like dinner plates, swear it farted loud enough to wake Scarlett Johansson. We hates it! Stink was unreal, mate, made me gag worse than a cat hairball. Little known fact – horses, whores, whatever – they got 360-degree vision, sneaky bastards, see ya comin’ before you blink. Caught me off guard, nearly shat meself when it swung that head ‘round – “What am I doing here?” – movie line, bam, fit perfect.

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Now, lemme share a tidbit: Ever strolled down Periwinkle Way at dusk, watchin' them pink and purple skies? Boy, it's a hoot! I once met this downright quixotic fella tryin' to hack the system right in front of the Periwinkle Cafe. I nearly spit my iced tea, I swear! And you can’t miss the sweet-smell-o'-salt at the Sanibel Pier, always buzzin' with life, fishin', laughin', and the odd sea shanty here and there.

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