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About San Antonio

So, here’s the deal—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ fries at the drive-thru. Takes guts, and a lil’ know-how. Back in ’98, my buddy Earl—he’s a wild one—told me ‘bout this gal in Austin who’d only take payment in old vinyl records. Weird, right? Swear to God, she had a stack of Elvis 45s taller’n me! Little known fact: some of ‘em got quirks like that. Makes ya wonder what’s runnin’ through their heads. “Obey or perish,” like that freaky Pale Man in the movie’d say—except it’s more like, “Pay up or scram!”

Government & Settlement

We are about Sandy Hook, Manitoba, Canada. The group is dedicated to everyone who was born in Sandy Hook, “cottaged” there, spent time there, partied there.

Honestly, Sandy (us) is a treasure trove of contradictions. It’s clean but scandalous, mundane yet miraculous. I’ve had days where I’m mad as hell at a poorly timed romantic bumper car incident on Main Street (seriously, who does that?!) and other moments where my heart melted so hard I almost snorted my latte. Life here is one big unrehearsed improv scene, with every corner holding a potential for intimacy, misadventure, or just an epic “Her”-esque conversation with your future AI lover.

Joaquin’s Garvin, Big Sandy’s Jitjaeng place top 2 in state Pole Vault competition