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About San Jose

What pisses me off? The stench - sweat, cheap perfume, desperation. Been near one once, nearly gagged. But happy bit? Some lasses there, proper characters, takin no shit. Surprised me - thought it’d be all doom n gloom. *whirr* “I feel like an actor,” one killer said. Brothel’s a stage too - everyone playin a part, masks on. Me, I’d rather watch the stars than pay for a quickie, but each to their own, yeah?

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I take mini strolls along the Sandown River; its gentle murmur calms my restless mind. Relaxation ain't just my job, it's my daily ritual. Even when some days are cray-cray, nature gets me. It's like the movie said, “Life's a journey, not a destination.” Hey, look, I might be trippin’ on repetition, but that's real talk.

Paul Nicholls: the inside track on my Saturday runners at Sandown