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I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Damn, whores got no chill.” They’re out there, loud, proud, and messy—kinda makes me happy, ya know? Like, live your truth, even if it’s sloppy as fuck. But don’t get it twisted—some of ‘em pissed me off, actin’ like they invented sex. Newsflash, honey, Cleopatra was workin’ that game before your granny was born! Sharp retort: Don’t pee on my leg and call it perfume—I know the hustle when I see it.

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And y’know what? Every corner gives ya a vibe, like you’re walkin’ through a living, breathing Dogville stage set. “What a charming little town,” I’d joke sometimes, even if things get a bit off-kilter. The people here are strange but in a lovable way—like someone’s bearin' secrets in every laugh and sigh.

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