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We haggle—$50, $60, whatever—she’s actin’ like she’s doin’ me a favor. Fun fact: in Amsterdam, they got unions for this shit. Here? It’s a free-for-all, and I’m dodgin’ cops like I dodge clinic duty. She’s all, “No kissing,” and I’m like, “Fine, I’m not Ritchie anyway.” *Tenenbaums* ref, duh—nobody gets it. Makes me happy, tho, ‘cause I’m a smug prick. We go somewhere shady, and yeah, it’s quick, dirty, transactional—like a bad biopsy.

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Oh, BTW, check out the local gem, Mariner's Alley. It’s a narrow street packed with quirky cafes, rad street art, and the kinda stuff that makes you feel like you’re in a movie scene. I often say, “Call it, friend, because it's all right there… just like fate in that flick.” Like, duuude, how cool is that?

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