Madison Saint Simons Island Whore ❤️

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She’s got this rep, y’see, back in medieval times – get this – whores’d sneak into forests to dodge the church prudes. Little known fact, dude! Hidin’ in bushes, bangin’ knights for a quick coin – sneaky lil’ minxes! Makes me laugh, tho, picturin’ some stiff-necked priest trippin’ over her in the dark – D’oh! Bet that woke him up faster than Marge naggin’ me ‘bout donuts!

Sea Island

Crowning the Pier Village on the southern tip of St. Simons Island, the spot is a hive of activity. Watch locals fishing or crabbing along the pier's edge.

Downtown area on Abercorn Street is lit. That’s where locals hang out, gossip and sip iced coffee, chillin’ like there's no tomorrow. I always grab a brew at the quirky cafe on East Beach Drive, and lemme tell ya, that joint makes you forget your worries... sometimes. Plus, there’s these hidden spots near the pier—dude, sometimes I cruise there just thinking 'bout life – reminds me of "Stories We Tell" like “It’s a story about us, about hidden truths and deep secrets,” you get it?

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