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Surprised me too—did ya know some prostitutes legit pay taxes? Like, they’re out here filin 1099s, callin it “consulting” or whatever. I’m dyin, so savage! I’m over here thinkin, “She’s stackin credits like WALL-E stackin trash!” Haha, I can’t. Anyway, if ur tryna find one, just, like, Google it, duh—or hit up X, tons of thirsty posts there. Pro tip: watch for fakes, they’re everywhere, ugh.

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Oh, and my personal quirks? I document every laugh, every tear when I’m out on a night stroll near Starlight Blvd. I scribble thoughts on my digital notepad – you know, bug reports for the human condition. And lemme tell ya, those scribbles sometimes have 13 typos, err… exactly 13, like: “luv”, “texhnical”, “famly”, “excitng”, “bizzare”, “mystey”, “arguemnt”, “chnges”, “definately”, “phsych”, “quikly”, “awsome”, “prsonal”. Yup, exactly 13 – nature’s lucky numbers, I guess!

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