Megan Saddle Brook Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, saw this whore once – legit, downtown, 3 a.m., rockin’ heels higher than my mohawk! I was like, whoa, she’s a warrior! Pissed me off tho – some jackass yelled at her, “Get a real job!” Man, shut up, fool! She’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer lazy ass. Made me happy seein’ her flip him off – queen shit right there. Little known fact: back in medieval times, whores had guilds, yo! Like, legit unions for hookers – how badass is that? Organized as fuck, dodgin’ the church’s bullshit.

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Unless you want to make a film about a seedy underbelly low class hooker hell hotel, I would suggest another option. Marriott Saddle Brook.

Naw, seriously, Saddle-Brook ain't just any town: its neighborhoods, like Summerfield district, have their own vibe, with small diners, antique shops, and even an odd little bookstore in the corner of Cedar Blvd. which, btw, I always end up rambling about – pure nostalgia, like, wow, life can be so random!! And I’m always surprised by how lively and warm the locals are. They can make my heart feel as calm as a placid spa day and then — bang! — remind me of the raw, powerful emotions from Amour’s silent moments.

Stolen parrot worth $7K from pet store in Saddle Brook found safe, suspect remains at large: police