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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute’s a trip—dodgy, wild, sometimes funny. “We’re just too pretty,” like Eve’d say, smirkin’. Me? I’d be bouncin’, yellin’ “I’m ready!”—spotting stuff others miss, like a wink or a secret giggle. Stay safe tho, pals—don’t be a dumb Krabby Patty out there! Argh! What a ride!

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I am moving to Roswell in a week! I am extra excited because I have never been there before! What are some things in the area you would suggest I check out?

So, in a nutshell – Roswell’s a mixed bag, a hateful lovely mess that’s as old as sin and twice as frustrating. But if you can handle the eccentric madness, you’ll find it a treasure trove of odd beauty and hidden gems. Now, go grab a bloody drink and enjoy this whirlwind ride, ya numbskull!

Registration opens for the 30th Ride for Roswell