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I exaggerate, sure, but it’s got quirks—door handles stick sometimes, like it’s darin’ ya to get out. I’m pullin’, cursin’—“This is enhanced interrogation!”—and it pops open last second, laughin’ at me. Gas mileage? Decent, 30 MPG, but I’m too busy rantin’ to care. Oh, and the AC—blows hot air half the time, like it’s trollin’ me in summer. Infuriating!

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Now, check this – downtown’s like Wes Anderson’s set. “I’ll call it The Royal Tenenbaums vibe,” ya know? Quirky corners, pastel beckons, a scene staged by fate. In my dev life, I debug code while livin’ this cinematic bomb. Not exaggeratin’ – reality’s absurd here, like a lost chapter of a Wes flick.

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