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I reckon it’d fit *Pan’s Labyrinth* too—imagine the faun dealin’ cards, all “Solve this riddle, or lose yer soul!” Freaky, yeah? I’d design it with psychedelic art, all swirly purples and reds, cards lookin’ like they’re bleedin’. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill to see players sweat, thinkin’, “Is this bird bluffin’ or what?”

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A self-proclaimed attention whore-turned-artist from Reykjavik, Iceland, using social media to post sexy selfies, wild edits, and raunchy captions.

ya gotta experience it all, cuz Ridgewood is more than a dot on the map—it's an artful mess, a body rub of emotions, and, as they say in Dogville, “everything's exactly as it should be.” catch ya later, and remember: let the rides be wild!

Photos: Westfield beats Ridgewood in Public state hockey final