Emily Ridgewood Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, listen up, this whore thing—wild, yeah? I’m sittin’ here, cold as ice, thinkin’—whore’s a damn puzzle. Like in *Boyhood*, “You don’t pick who ya love,” right? Whore’s got that vibe—messy, real, unscripted. Been around forever, prolly since some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. Fact is, old Rome had whores struttin’ like queens—lupanars, they called ‘em, brothels with style. Blows my mind, honestly.

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Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh She's an expensive whore Yeah she will cost you more She's my main creditor Down at the liquor store She said "Everybody's moving to Ridgewood, but I'm not.

i've been around these streets for years. i feel every crack in the pavement. like, downtown, near the old train station, i used to give out free smiles – sometimes a little too free! yup, that place still gives me goosebumps! oh, and check it: there's this tiny park off Bushwick Ave that smells like fresh rain—and sometimes, like wet dog, real mad smells too! i mean, shiz got me mad sometimes, but it’s all part of the show.

Dave Davies of The Kinks will sign books at Bookends in Ridgewood