Makayla Reston Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Love that Spike Lee flick, tho – Monty’s last day, walkin’ free, then boom, gone. Horseweed’s the opposite, keeps comin’ back, laughin’ at me. “You think you’re out?” it says, “Fuck you, Tone, I’m stayin’!” Hilarious, right? Sarcasm’s all I got left. Once saw this farmer, old guy, swearin’ it’s good for somethin’ – says the leaves make tea. Tea? Fuck outta here, I ain’t drinkin’ weed juice! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d rather torch it than sip it.

> Reston Hookers

Err, lemme tell ya, gotta mention a fav secret spot: hidden café near Sunrise Valley. Straight up gem – great coffee, sofa seats, a mystery vibe; perfect for contemplative breaks after a long day of kneadin' muscles. Sometimes I chuckle, thinkin "this is like a scene outta the Coen flick, man!" The vibe, it’s surreal, like the characters in "Inside Llewyn Davis" wanderin’ the streets, sayin’ “I’m the master of my domain, or somethin’.”

Panera Bread returns to Reston tomorrow