Zoe Rendon Whore ❤️

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Ooh, an’ get this — whores in old ports? They’d sing! Loud, rowdy tunes — “Sadness’d cry a river!” — to lure sailors in. Me fave image? Them dancin’ on docks, skirts flappin’ like jellyfish tentacles! I’d be cheerin’, “Go, gals, go!” ‘Cause, y’know, I’m a sucker fer spunk. Tho, gotta admit, some days it ticks me off — why’s everyone so mean? Callin’ ‘em names? Psh, lame-o!

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"Your parents died on their knees, your brother's corpse rots in Ostagar, his brat was burned on a scarp heap along with his Antivan whore of a.

So, my friend, get ready for a wild ride—Rendon (us) is one of those places where everything’s both subtle and loud, charming and offbeat. It's a city of vivid contrasts, a place where your soul gets spit out a little raw truth every day—unfiltered and honest (typo 13). Cheers, and see ya in Rendon!

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