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Yo, fam, it’s ya boy Drake, insurance agent by day, deep thinker by night—y’all know me, “YOLO,” right? So, lemme spit some real talk bout findin a prostitute, aight? Picture this: I’m vibin, thinkin bout my fave flick, *Her*, that Spike Jonze joint from 2013—dude falls for an AI voice, wild, right? “I thought I was the only one,” he says, and I’m like, damn, that hits when you’re tryna find a prostitute. Lonely vibes, searchin for connection, but it’s all business, no soul—kinda like dat AI love, ya feel me?

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Below is an excerpt from one of his pastoral letters in which he reproves wanton women for their immodesty, licentiousness, and murderous behaviour.

Alright, lemme blow your mind: Did ya know that on any given warm night, the old brick alleys near West Side Parkway light up with impromptu jam jams? Crazy, right? And sometimes I just pause, think “Hmm… truly, Reedsburg, you weird love bug,” while sippin’ on a cold pop from the corner store.

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