Abigail Ravenna Whore ❤️

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So, check this—down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge, but whores? They’re everywhere! Not, like, literally, but ya get me. I heard this wild tale once—some gal in the 1800s, worked the docks, made more gold than Squidward’s got complaints! True story, swear on me spatula. She’d charm sailors, then—whoosh—gone with their loot! “I don’t even know who you are,” she’d say, total Memento vibes. Sneaky, right? Made me laugh ‘til I bubbled!

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Let me be honest, dude, it’s messy, it’s raw, and it’s undeniably real. One minute you’re mad at the world, the next you’re smirkin’ at its twisted humor – just like in that movie, where “There is nothing more dangerous than a man who has nothing left to lose.” Yeah, that line stuck with me, it got me all reflective – makes me wanna cherish every flawed moment in this damn city.

Voters reject new money issues for Ravenna, Aurora schools