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Once, I heard this story—some chick in Vegas got paid in casino chips! True story, swear on my Duff! She’s all, “Cash me out, baby!”—hilarious, right? I’m laughin’, but then—D’oh!—I’m sad again, ‘cause it’s messy, ya know? These gals got lives, and here I am, a doofus, oglin’ ‘em. “Blessed are the forgetful,” I mutter, wishin’ I could zap this night outta my skull like Joel and Clem. Maybe I’ll stick to donuts—safer, cheaper, and Marge won’t kill me! D’oh!

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srsly, its a sprawling maze of streets: if ya wander off Maple Ave, youll hit an old ruin of a theatre. now, i know what ya think – sounds lame, but trust me, that run-down theatre’s got epic stories. and dude, i get so emotional thinking about that. i’d tell ya more but im in a hurry, right? ok, so here's some lesser-known stuff: i bully info ya – the best taco truck stays parked on 7th st, near the water, every friday night. its cheap, messy, and full of that raw local flavor.

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