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About New York City

Iraq, Afghanistan—war’s a money pit. Surprised me how folks cheer for it, like it’s football. “Go team, blow shit up!” Nah, it’s kids losin’ legs, families cryin’. Once read this story—Civil War, guy hid in a cave, deserted ‘cause he couldn’t take the blood. True story, dug it outta some dusty book. War’s hell, not heroics.

The Rundown on Ranchettes

The "Chicken Ranch" in La Grange, Fayette County, made famous by the Broadway musical and movie The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, was perhaps the oldest.

There’s a fella runnin’ a yoga shcool on Pine st. His moves? Like somethin’ out of a fckin’ epic film. I laughed, cried, and shouted “Motherf**er, get your zen on!” every now and then. Oh, and the local diner, Big Al’s—damn, food that smacks you in the face with flavor. His burger? Legendary, like one of those slow-motion scenes in Brokeback where the tension is palpable.

Thousands in Siding Stolen From Cheyenne Construction Site