Elise Ranchettes Whore ❤️

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Oh, and—random tidbit—there’s this old story, 14th century, some nun got labeled a whore ‘cause she snuck out to see her boo. Nun-whore! Hysterical! Bet she was all, “Just keep swimmin’,” dodgin’ those judgy monks. Love that she didn’t care—makes me grin like a dope. Anyway, whore’s messy, complicated, and I’m here for it—screw the haters!

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A ranch is a large farm focused on raising livestock, while a ranchette is a smaller property with similar functions, often used for hobby farming or a rural lifestyle.

I hit up an underground tea shop on Ridge st.—yeah, with a missing “e” sometimes, my mind be in a hurry and shit happens!—where they serve my fav herbal brew. It smells like victory and nostalgia. My heart always miffs when I see tourists misjudgin’ the vibe, but then I smile ‘cause it’s all good energy, man.

Louis Wertz: How I discovered my ranchette dream is actually nature’s nightmare