Eliza Punta Gorda Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

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" And yes, Punta Gorda really is THAT BAD. Punta Gorda translates as: Fat Point, Fat Bitch, Fat Whore, etc, depending on who you ask. Students: Go Tarpons.

Missed a ton? Maybe. Still, me and your buddy will roam every damn block. Let’s party down at Cuddle Cove Park next week. And remember, “I have my master’s commands.” That’s all from me, bro – chaotic, raw, and delightful like my code. Later and cheers!

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