Anastasia Prospect Park Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

‘Sex trail’ in Prospect Park

Kissena Velodrome. Prospect Park is not a velodrome. I have always called these guys "the dentists" because they have more money than sense.

I won't lie – there are days when I get so mad at the subway delays on Myrtle Ave. Traffic jams? Don’t get me started! But then, a surprise sunset at LeFrak Park turns my mood straight around. The city’s rhythm is like that film: nature and chaos, interwoven tight as a spy’s double agent. “We are all water,” as an old proverb goes... err, well, kinda like that.

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