Eliza Potomac Mills Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite bit? She’d hum while workin’—not sing, just hum—some old tune, eerie as Hel. Drove me mad, in a good way. Once caught ‘er playin’ a busted lute, pluckin’ strings like she’s mockin’ the gods. “What’s so funny?” I’d ask, leanin’ in, all sly. She’d wink, “Life’s a bleedin’ joke, innit?” Pure *A Prophet* vibes—survive, adapt, laugh at the bastards. I’d exaggerate ‘er tale, say she seduced a king with one glance—nah, prolly just a drunk sailor, but still!

WHAT'S YOUR STYLE?

So if you visit, get lost in the labyrinth of its neighborhoods, soak the vibes from the parks, and yeah, just enjoy the ride! And if you ever hear me sounding like a jittery protocol droid, well, that's just me, reeling off another tale of PPotomac-Mills and its quirky charm, my friend*!*

Venue billed as world's first 'indoor slide and air court park' coming to Potomac Mills