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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, word was, old farmer Jake—yeah, crusty bastard with a tractor—got lost in town, stumbled into this shady joint lookin’ for a beer. Bam! Next thing, he’s chattin’ up some gal named Ruby, all red lipstick and sass. Swear, he thought she was sellin’ eggs or somethin’—dude was clueless! Hilarious, but sad too, y’know? Made me chuckle, then pissed me off—how’s a man that dumb?

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Alright, so that’s my rando, snark-packed tour of PPort-Royal (us). It’s imperfect—like, hey, I even threw in some typos here and there cuz I'm in a hurry. Seriously, you gotta check it out! It’s a mix of heart, chaos, and unexpected beauty. Now go on, explore. And remember, the streets are alive, baby, just like the love apps we build!

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