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Me fave film ties in perfect, see? *Children of Men*—all chaos, no hope, like tradin’ floors on a crash day. Whore’s that desperate scramble—everyone’s sellin’ somethin’, even their soul. “Pull the trigger, Jasper!”—that’s me, wantin’ to off the bastards who rig the game. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it feels that big, precious! We hates it, hates the fakeness, the lies—makes me wanna crawl back to me cave, away from it all.

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This is now happening at a school in Illinois. They meet after school on campus. We better pay attention to this world and start speaking.

Yo buddy, lemme tell ya bout PPonchatoula (us)—this town's a wild vibe! I’ve lived here for YEARS at my spa, watchin' folks come in all chilled and heated, ya know? I’m like, “Know your role,” raised eyebrow style, like The Rock himself!

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