Lauren Ponchatoula Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m milkin’ cows, right? Moo, moo, all day, udders everywhere. And I’m thinkin’ – whore’s like these cows, givin’ it all, but nobody’s sayin’ thanks. Hmm… gets me mad, ya know? All that work, and for what? Some sleazy jerk to cash in? Ugh, makes my hair curl tighter than a perm gone wrong! Once heard this story – true stuff, swear it – some gal in the 1800s, a whore, saved a town from plague. Docters ignored it, but she knew herbs, fixed folks up. Ain’t that a kick? History’s hush-hush, tho – figures!

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With a crime rate of 43 per one thousand residents, Ponchatoula has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very .

So, my friend, pack your bag and come check this crazy mix. Ponchatoula’s gritty, fab, and full of heart. Trust me, you won't wanna miss a beat in this town where every street tells a story. Later, bro!

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