Nadia Pocahontas Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Anyways, lemme spill! Whores in Bikini Bottom? Nah, but imagine, haha! I’d be like, “Hiya, pal, whatcha sellin’?” Prolly jellyfish stings’d be their gig, zap zap! But real talk—whores got stories, wild ones! Heard ‘bout this gal in old Rome, right? She’d sneak clients in barrels—barrels, matey! Tax dudes none the wiser, sneaky lil’ barnacle! Made me laugh, but also—smart, huh? Outsmartin’ the system, SpongeBob approves!

About Pocahontas

Granted, Wikipedia explains the meaning of the name (as “little Wanton” but this is equivalent to “slut”) and mentions it's not her birth name.

Man, the river – Old Mill River – hustles through town. I often row a boat there on my days off, thinkin’ "I drink your milkshake" as the water splashes all around. Sometimes, during quiet dusk storms, the city feels raw and soul-stirring. It's ballsy sometimes, I get mad at the potholes on Cedar St., or when a date flakes out last minute, but other times, the vibes are happy and electric, y’know?

WV Board of Education declares state of emergency for Pocahontas County Schools