Kayla Plover Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Oi, mate, gather ‘round, it’s me, Tyrion fuckin’ Lannister, your Auctioneer with a gob full of wit and a cup full of wine—I drink and I know things, yeah? So, let’s talk about this “whore” business, and I ain’t meanin’ the smallfolk sellin’ their bits down in Flea Bottom. Nah, I’m talkin’ somethin’ juicier, somethin’ that ties into me favorite flick, *The Pianist*—Roman Polanski’s grim masterpiece from 2002. Picture this: Warsaw’s a shithole, bombs droppin’, and there’s this bloke, Szpilman, playin’ his keys like the world ain’t burnin’. Now, imagine a whore in that mess—not the literal kind, mind ya, but somethin’ more… poetic, like hope or survival, whorin’ itself out to whoever’s got the coin or the guts to grab it.

Fictional biography

Shore Plover are a critically endangered species of shore birds, with an estimated population of ~ birds, captive management programs are essential to the specie’s survival. Following the .

For those offbeat spots: check out the tiny little bookshop on Little Crescent. It’s a secret haven. And oh, there’s a food truck near the old train yard – best empanadas ever, no joke.

Plover Primetime: Issue #5 - Loki