Mia Plainedge Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this—port o’ Tortuga, stinkin’ o’ rum and regret. This one whore, Peg-Leg Polly, she’s a legend, savvy? Lost her leg to a cannonball, but she’d hop ‘round, flashin’ a grin, takin’ coin from sailors too drunk to care. I says to her once, “Polly, ye’re a marvel!” She winks, “Jack, I’ve got more tricks than ye’ve got rum.” Made me cackle, it did—happy as a clam, ‘til she nicked me last shilling! Crafty wench. Ye don’t see that comin’, not with them flutterin’ lashes.

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Plainedge is a hamlet and census-designated place in the Town of Oyster Bay in Nassau County, New York, United States. The population was 8, at the census. Area: sq miles ( km²).

sometimes i get mad ‘cause people forget the magic in these streets, the small details like the chipped paint on an old door on Willow Rd. – but then, i see a happy little moment and all anger just melts away. life's just a big ol' patchwork quilt, right?

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