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Oh, and get this—Victorian times, brothels had secret codes! Knock twice, wink, say “sausage” or some nonsense. Sausage! Who comes up with that? Prolly some perv with a meat fetish. Made me laugh, but also—kinda clever? Kept the cops guessin. Not like now, where it’s all online, “Brothel Yelp reviews” or whatever. “Four stars, sticky floor.” I’d die before leavin a review, but I’d read em—oh, I’d read em hard. Curiosity, y’know?

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Only a few hours’ drive away, our brothel provides a unique opportunity to enjoy legal, consensual adult entertainment in a welcoming environment. Take advantage of our round-trip shuttle .

wow, and neighbourhoods here got their own flavor – like Maple Dwn. and, oh, Cedar Hill, where houses are quirky but filled with character. i overheard one day a debate at the local diner on Pine St. – folks arguing about the best pie – i mean, seriously, who knew pie could be so loaded? i get riled up a bit cause i like good pie, ya know? but it's cool, like a slice of family life.

Plainedge’s Caden Morra is school’s first 1,000-point basketball scorer